Ugly Doll Politics

Ugly Doll, vesture un dinozauri (Ugly Doll, history and dinosaurs)

2012-02-10T10:14:00.000-08:00

"Es gribu zināt vairāk par vēsturi!" Ugly Doll šodien paziņo.

Translation: "I want to know more about history!" Ugly Doll announces today.

"Kāpēc?"

Translation: "Why?"

"Lai es varu īsti saprast VISU ko Newt saka!"

Translation: "So I can really understand EVERYTHING that Newt says!"

Man liekas, ka Tev vienkārši patīk stāvēt ērtā krēslā saulītē un skatīties bildes no dīnozauriem."

Translation: "I thought that you only liked standing in a comfy chair looking at pictures of dinosaurs..."

"Vai mana galva izskatās putekļaina saulē?"

Translation: "Does my head look dusty to you in the sunlight?"

Ugly Doll trennejas braukt ar Newt uz menesi (Ugly Doll is training to go to the moon with Newt)

2012-02-09T22:37:00.000-08:00

Šorit Ugly Doll atradu uzkāpušu uz lampas!

Translation: This morning, I found that Ugly Doll had climbed onto our lamp!

"Ko Tu TUR dari?"

Translation: "What are you doing THERE"?

"Es vingroju! Ja Newt brauks uz mēnesi es arī gribu arī braukt uz mēnesi!"

Translation: "I'm working out! If Newt is going to fly to the moon- I want to fly to the moon too!"

"Bet Newt tur pats nebrauks. Viņs uz mēness tikai grib būvēt bāzi."

Translation: "But Newt himself is not going there. He just wants to make a base there."

"Es varu viņu ILGI tur gaidīt, jo MAN nevajag skābekļa".

Translation: "I can wait for him or a LONG time, because I don't need oxygen"

OK.

Ugly Doll gatava braukt ar Newt uz mēnesi

Translation: Ugly Doll ready to fly to the moon with Newt

Ugly Doll trennējas dzīvot Newt mēness bāzē

Translation: Ugly Doll training to live at the moon base

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Ugly Doll reage uz MO MN un CO caucuses (Ugly Doll reacts to MO MN and CO caucuses)

2012-02-09T22:28:00.000-08:00

Translation: Ugly Doll is very ashamed about the fact that it seems voters last night in the Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado caucuses just do not appreciate Newt. This morning Ugly Doll crawled up to the top of the fruit pile and declared, that she would stand there all day, with arms up on top of those STUPID Florida grapefruits who started this whole Newt stature slide.

"NEWT rules the Fruit, NEW rules the Fruit!" she cries (as if we didn't know already).

Original: Ugly Doll ir ļoti sašutusi par to, ka šķiet, ka vēlētāji vakar Misūri, Minesotas un Kolorado kaukusus vienkārši nenovertē Newt. Šorīt Ugly Doll uzrāpās uz augļu kaudzes un deklamēja, ka visu dienu stāvēšot ar paceltām rociņam uz tiem STULBIEM Floridas pampulmūšiem kuri iesāka visu šo Newt cieņas lejupslīdi.

Nesaprotu Ugly Doll (I don't understand Ugly Doll)

2012-02-09T21:49:00.000-08:00

Translation: Ugly Doll has developed an odd fascination with Newt Gingrich. She only wants to turn on the TV, like she could watch him all day and night. Ugly Doll hops up and down on the TV remote and just exclaims: Newt! Newt Newt! It's some scary scary stuff that's happening now. And overall, it seems to me that she's started wearing her apron a little too high.

Original: Ugly Doll ir izveidojusi kaut kadu savadu fascinaciju ar Newt Gingrich. Vina tik grib griest virsu TV un varetu vinu visu dienu un nakti skatities. Ugly doll nepartraukti leka pa ta TV remote podzinam un tik sauc: Newt! Newt! Newt! Itin Scary Scary stuff te dazbrid notiek. Vispar, man liekas, ka vina sak valkat savu prieksautinu mazliet pa augstu.